August 5th, 2003


Disclaimers suck ass.

This is exactly the kind of entry that people keep telling me prevents me from getting a job. "People are going to do a Google search on your name, and they're going to get all weirded out!" (They are? About what??) "Quick, hide any sign of not being a really boring, square, unimagitive, unhumorous, repressed person! Come on, do it! All the COOL KIDS are doing it! You'll have more friends! Etc, etc." So...

UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING STUPID DISCLAIMER FOR "TEH" RECORD: This post contains contents of a sexual nature. If sheep jokes or offhand mention of the Kama Sutra offend you, then START RUNNING RIGHT NOW, SUCKA! I didn't put this article up because I like cheap pr0n, I put it up because it's actually fairly well written and amusing. It also happens to be about sex. If that bugs you, what the hell are you doing reading this?

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