[MeFi] Flaming crap, it's The Incinolet!
The Incinolet is a waterless toilet which, according to its fans, is cleaner, less expensive, and more eco-friendly than its counterparts... because it uses fire instead of water.
http://www.wombatnation.com/essays/incinolet_part2.html
No! No!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Best comment: "It's more eco-friendly because it uses spotted owls for fuel.")
I think
And while we're on the subject...