The Incinolet is a waterless toilet which, according to its fans, is cleaner, less expensive, and more eco-friendly than its counterparts... because it uses fire instead of water.

http://www.wombatnation.com/essays/incinolet_part2.html

No! No!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Best comment: "It's more eco-friendly because it uses spotted owls for fuel.")

I think jwz needs to install these at The DNA Lounge. Maybe that'll put the fear of god into the bathroom taggers. ;]

And while we're on the subject...