Soar Like An Albatross!(TM)
Once you've installed Linux Genuine Advantage™, you'll want to register and send in your licensing fees to receive these important benefits:
- Your computer, which worked just fine before, will continue functioning normally!
- Our software which you just installed will not disable logins on your computer (as long as our license server keeps working properly)!
- It's totally awesome!
- We might not raise the yearly licensing fees in the future!
No, they're serious! You can even see the source code!
But the best part is the FAQ, including the question: "I installed Linux Genuine Advantage, not realizing it was a joke. What do I do?" Ahahahaha!!