February 2nd, 2007


Linux Genuine Advantage(TM)!!!

Soar Like An Albatross!(TM)

Once you've installed Linux Genuine Advantage™, you'll want to register and send in your licensing fees to receive these important benefits:

  • Your computer, which worked just fine before, will continue functioning normally!
  • Our software which you just installed will not disable logins on your computer (as long as our license server keeps working properly)!
  • It's totally awesome!
  • We might not raise the yearly licensing fees in the future!


No, they're serious! You can even see the source code!

But the best part is the FAQ, including the question: "I installed Linux Genuine Advantage, not realizing it was a joke. What do I do?" Ahahahaha!!
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