"Nearly everyone in this administration is under indictment or suspicion, nearly every person, from Karl Rove, to Rumsfeld, to Gonzales. What do you have to do to get impeached in this country? What do you have to do?" - Rosie O'Donnell on "The View" March 29th, 2007
Rosie, I'm glad you asked. Because I have the answer! It's clear from the Clinton years that the only thing you have to do in order to get impeached in this country, is GET A BLOWJOB. That's right, let's get Dubya a blowjob. BAM! Impeachment city!!
So, Rosie... you gonna take this one for the team? Got an extra pair of knee pads laying around? Will you help us bring down this president?
(<ring-ring> "Hello? Yes, my dark lord Satan? You say that my room in hell is already furnished?? That's great! See you in 50 years! Bye!!")