October 27th, 2007


I can't decide if this is insanely hilarious or utterly stupid.


If so, you may be the right fit for this Midtown Manhattan Web Design Startup! We are a small company looking for a Senior LOLCode Developer, preferably with at least 1 month experience developing LOLapps. Please send a resume, along with links to any web-based LOLapps you have developed.


Compensation: 1 MILLYUN DOLARZ


Presumably you would need to provide a code sample that compiles successfully under LOLCode .NET. (Note proprietary MicroSoft extensions - instead of "exit()" we now have "DIAF()".)

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Glock is the new Timex. Takes a lickin'...

For almost 10 years I’ve been abusing and neglecting my Glock 21. Its been a running joke among some friends and I. Nothing was planned or documented. As I tell people what it has been through, most simply don’t believe me. I guess I wouldn’t either. If someone told you their Glock has at least 150K rounds through it and has gone almost 15K rounds with no cleaning or maintenance would you believe them?

I want to do this so I have documentation, of what has been done, and how it worked. Once it was buried in the mud w/a full mag, and when I dug it out the next day it went bang the first time I pulled the trigger but the weight of all the mud on the slide kept it from cycling. I scraped off most of the mud on my boot and fired the remaining 12 shots without a problem.

I want to know how much can it take and still function. If not function perfectly – what will it take to get running again.


In the *early* stages of this experiment, he throws it in a bucket of mudwater mixed with rock salt overnight, then fishes it out and shoots several magazines worth before cleaning it.