Sam: I started playing guitar about two years ago, so all I actually know how to play is power chords. I could try and teach you a few - A, A major 7, B... flat... something. But honestly I don't really know what I'm talking about, and can't play guitar. I'm still trying to learn the solos for the songs. But for now I just pretend to be drunk all the time.
Herman: Yo wasup everybody dis Herman Ri! Now I show you how sound enhancement pedal rork. I pray something shit rike dis using hammer-on/pull-off ... (plays dumb little riff) ... Okay, see, now I press sound enhancement pedal rike dis... (presses pedal - music instantly goes from dumb little riff to one of DF's screaming, face-melting solos) ... Okay, now I will show you how to make pac-man sound, to be cool rike me! (Pokes randomly at strings with sweep pick.)