March 27th, 2008

straight to hell

No! Bad wombat!!

A 48-year-old orchard worker has been sentenced to 75 hours community work after calling police to complain he was being raped by a wombat. Arthur Ross Cradock, of Motueka, called police on February 11 and informed them the rape was taking place at his house and he required assistance, The Nelson Mail reported.

"Rapist Wombat" = rock 'n roll band?

(Stolen from flemco.)
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    George Carlin - Rape Can Be Funny