March 31st, 2008


"I have built a computer out of relays"

General Features:

Data Bus (8 bits)
Address Bus (16-bits)
All relays are the identical part (Four-Pole-Double-Throw, 12 Volts)
415 Relays
111 Switches
350 LEDs
Max Power Consumption: Estimated 12 Amps @ 13.5 Volts (160 Watts)

According to the paper, it has a ~200ms clock, and an 8 clock instruction cycle. Which means each instruction takes about 1.6 seconds. I sure hope it has a hardware multiplier! ;]

"If anybody needs, I'll be at my computer. Scrolling some text." -Dilbert
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straight to hell

"Oh baby! You're... so cold... so stiff..."

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

"Honey, I'm leaving you for... the picnic table! She understands me in ways you never will!"
Trajedy... for YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

OF COURSE Abu Ghraib was on purpose. You morons.

I posted about Philip Gourevitch's and Erroll Morris's superb and disturbing recent piece on Abu Ghraib here. What it shows once again is how Abu Ghraib was never, ever an exception. It was permitted, enabled, authorized and pre-meditated by Bush, Cheney, Yoo, Rumsfeld, Miller, and Addington, among many others. The techniques testified to correspond with chilling accuracy to techniques authorized by the president, for which we now have overwhelming evidence.

One day this president and vice-president will be prosecuted for war crimes.

No Andrew, they never will. Not ever.
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