May 23rd, 2008

straight to hell

Free pistol with your new car!

A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold. Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer. Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.

"I dream of the day I can get alcohol, tobacco, and firearms from the same drive through window... and use them all on the way home." -Dogbert

This is just begging for the omg_too_soon treatment...
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