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August 3rd, 2008 - Adventures in Engineering — LiveJournal
The wanderings of a modern ronin.

Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2008-08-03 02:22
  Subject:   The life and times of a replicator repair ensign.
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  Tags:  humor, reddit, straight to hell

Oh, to work security. The guys in engineering make fun of them, call them "red shirts" and talk about how they're meat shields on every away-mission. Not me. Those guys have it made. They sit around and play three-tiered chess all day in the break room, they get double the standard holodeck time and then they get to go out in a blaze of glory on the away-missions with the upper crust of the bridge crew. I'd trade an extra twenty years onboard this bucket of shit for my name in a captain's log talking about how I had all of my carbon sucked out by some monster that looked like the hottest woman ever.

And the bridge crew, feh. Do you know how many times I've even been on the bridge? Once, when Captain Picard somehow fucked up the holodeck again (not my department) and got Moriarty to come out of his replicator. There was tweed everywhere. Bolts of the stuff just kept coming out of the damn replicator. Those assholes only ever call me when something breaks. My chest never beeps and then says "Ensign Dupree, we are under attack, what do you think the replicator can do." I would say "a whole hell of a lot," because holy crap, it's only like the second most incredible technology ever made. It would be the most incredible, but you can't make a replicator generate forty identical women with giant breasts and insatiable libidos. That's holodeck territory.


http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life.php
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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2008-08-03 13:29
  Subject:   Jesus, Pelosi, how do you manage to continue breathing??
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  Mood:(head-desk) (head-desk)
  Music:GWAR - Sick Of You
  Tags:  politics, reddit, usa not worth saving

Speaker Nancy Pelosi has continued her search for book sales, and it seems her search for a plausible rationale for personally blocking any impeachment investigation of President Bush. The latest explanation came in an interview with Time Magazine. It seems that she would not allow an investigation because Bush would never have supplied incriminating evidence against himself. It seems that House investigators rely on the accused to build an impeachment case.

Only last week, Pelosi used the august body of the hosts of The View to reveal her view on impeachment: there is simply no evidence of crimes committed by President Bush.

My understanding is that her office was inundated with copies of the various documented crimes alleged against Bush. Now, Pelosi is claiming a different rationale - they could not rely on the White House and GOP supplying the evidence needed to convict:

Pelosi: You can’t talk about impeachment unless you have the facts, and you can’t have the facts unless you have cooperation from the Administration.


http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/02/speaker-pelosis-latest-justification-for-barring-impeachment-bush-would-never-cooperate-with-his-own-impeachment/#more-2994

Nobody is this stupid. NOBODY. People this stupid forget to breathe, and fall over dead.
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