September 15th, 2008

straight to hell

In which we argue that Sarah Palin is, in fact, a dick.

Sarah Palin’s political views are totally cribbed from the "Focus on the Family" website. Pro-life, unless you’re talking about the life of a criminal; limited government involvement in people’s lives, unless those people have a uterus or are gay and want to get married; and guns for whoever wants them, as many as they like, unless they look Islamic, in which case they should be detained indefinitely, preferably naked and arranged in a human pyramid.


"What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?"

"Hockey moms are still legal in most states."