October 8th, 2008

ronin

ZP: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed for Wii


"Playing the game, however, it turned out that the legendary unstoppable warrior-magician has a Zimmer frame and a case of Parkinson's disease. And "a slight graphical downgrade" became "it looks like it got left in a swamp monster's trouser pocket during laundry day." But I made my stupid, stupid choice and now I'm stuck with this watery dead-eyed knockoff, that would have embarrassed a last-generation console with a pick-axe lodged in it."

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/251-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed