February 25th, 2009

Trajedy... for YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Let's make this official...

I'm giving up caffeine for Lent 45 days.

Actually, not for lent. Inspired by some guy on Reddit who's giving up smoking for Lent. After my week of no caffeine, I'm curious to see how far I can push it, and this is a convenient excuse. In fact, I think I'm going to make it a full month and a half, 45 days. That means I can have caffeine again on April 10th - right about the same time I'll cut my hair for summer.

So if you see me consuming caffeine before then, call me out!
straight to hell

In which I caution you not to date CU girls.

Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that's what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Joe Donkor's home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That's when Simon allegedly "grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard," according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, "Yeah, it hurt a lot," when a cop asked about Simon's squeeze play. Donkor told police that he had dated Simon "on and off" during the prior 18 months, and that they had broken up "approximately 20 times."


So, uh, yeah, avoid those kinda girls.

I mean, unless you're, you know... into that kinda thing. ;]