Why did you authorize a gang of workers to start up:
- A diesel generator (the kind that has to be towed around by a truck)
- A pavement saw
- A jackhammer
...outside my window before 9:30am this morning? Yes, I can see that they're repairing the swimming pool, thank you. I don't have a problem with your goal - I have a problem with your timing. Do you hate me, or something??
And I'm up on the frikkin' third floor, man. I can only imagine what the noise is like for the people down on floor 1!
Seriously, it should be legal to shoot you people. In the face.