December 22nd, 2009

straight to hell

"Every time you make a Gabe Newell fat joke, he delays Half Life 2: Episode 3 an extra month."

Gabe is so fat he has to noclip around valve HQ

Gabe Newell is so fat, he moonlights as a reference mass in Einstein's special relativity experiments.

Gabe Newell is so fat, when they scanned him to a wireframe to put him in the game in a cameo, the computer had an out of memory error. It was running a 64 bit OS.

That was worth a month.
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