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The wanderings of a modern ronin.

Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-01-19 19:29
  Subject:   Text Adventure USA, circa 2000.
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  Mood:it's funny cuz it's true
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.


http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001561.html

(Stolen from flemco.)
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-01-19 19:33 (UTC)
  Subject:   Best part:
> RAILROAD CONGRESS
You schedule a vote on the Iraq invasion for just before the 2002 midterm elections. As usual, spineless democrats roll over like an SUV taking a sharp corner.

Your plan to invade Iraq now has the backing of the American people and Congress.
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