Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
Ben Cantrick

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"I've Got Your Freakin Ferret - And I'm Abusing It"

That's right, I've got your ferret. I found it last night at two AM at Damen and Warner. We actually almost ran over it. I wanted you to know that I am a horrible parent, and I've wasted no time getting to work raising your ferret in the worst possible way. It's friendly and loving and came when I called it on the street, which probably turned out to be one of the worst mistakes of its stinky little life, because I'm making a real mess of it. Some of my current parenting atrocities include:

-Letting it stay up all night watching violent television
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