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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-01-24 00:52
  Subject:   "I've Got Your Freakin Ferret - And I'm Abusing It"
That's right, I've got your ferret. I found it last night at two AM at Damen and Warner. We actually almost ran over it. I wanted you to know that I am a horrible parent, and I've wasted no time getting to work raising your ferret in the worst possible way. It's friendly and loving and came when I called it on the street, which probably turned out to be one of the worst mistakes of its stinky little life, because I'm making a real mess of it. Some of my current parenting atrocities include:

-Letting it stay up all night watching violent television

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  User: pacchi
  Date: 2006-01-24 03:25 (UTC)
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At least she's honest and knows herself well...
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-01-24 04:02 (UTC)
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I honestly didn't intend to post it as a criticism of her. I think the article is hilarious and shows a high level of intelligence on the part of the person who wrote it. Would that the rest of T3H INTARWEBZ learn from this example...
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  User: jumblies
  Date: 2006-01-24 06:52 (UTC)
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That's hilarious! I'd have picked up the ferret just to get to know her!
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