I like spiders...
But this reminds me of a Discovery Channel special on Mantids. Mantids are some bad ass mother fuckers. 6 inch mantis versus 8 inch coral snake. Which one do you think wins? That's right, THE MANTIS! They also like to snack on mice and hummingbirds if they can.
Of course, that's nothing compared to a nest of South American army ants on the move.
Lesson : Bugs kick your ass, go get some power armor.