Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
Ben Cantrick

Cheney, quail hunt, shot his friend, etc...

While I don't personally believe Cheney's hunting mishap has anything to do with anything, the fact remains that a metric crapload of amusing things have come about as a result of the event. Here are some of my favorites:

John Stewart was of course there to deliver commentary.

"Guns don't shoot people, Cheney shoots people."

"It has to be an accident. It's not in his nature to kill people one at a time."

"He's clearly pandering to the anti-hunter lobby."

"Everyone knows Hilary hunts in her loin cloth with just a bowie knife. She thinks, as do many, that people who hunt with guns are pussies."

"Cheney must've found out that Whittington hasn't made a donation since 2003."

"He shot a lawyer.... the man's living out the American dream."

"If I didn't stand behind our VP before, I will now! (It's safer there.)"

"This just in: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has reversed his previous opinion and now says he considers it an ethics violation to fraternize with the veep. He will no longer join Mr. Cheney on future hunting trips."

"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him," said Jim Brady. (YA RLY!!! ;D)

"Cheney has invited Jack Abramhoff and Scooter Libby on next week's "hunting trip"."

"o/~ Cheney's got a gun... (/Aerosmith)"

"Frickin' teamkillers."

"Two guys go on a secret hunting trip and one of them blows his load all over the other guy's face, neck and chest. Why have there not been any Brokeback Mountain jokes in this thread yet? Alternately: Was Whittington wearing a blue dress at the time?"

(Almost entirely stolen from this MeFi thread.)
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