In related news, I really can't wait for Bush to nuke Iran. Oh, it's not because I expect the dumbfucks who voted for him to wake up and see him for what he is. It's because anyone with any military intelligence whatsoever knows that Iran is going to make Vietnam look like a wet firecracker.
Once again we turn to the Teller Of All Truths, Bill Hicks: "How do you know Iran has WMDs?" "Well, we dug back into our records and WE STILL HAVE COPIES OF THE RECEIPTS!" Hahahahaha!
I am SO not going to miss this nation of budding militaristic fascists. Been employed in high tech industry for two months so far. Remaining: 2 years 10 months.