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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-05-08 00:09
  Subject:   A Boulder moment.
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I just had a Boulder moment! As I was taking the trash out to the dumpster, a Black suburban winds its way through the parking lot of my apartment complex. A guy with sunglasses leans out the window, a bullhorn in his hand.

The tinny bullhorn voice floats fourth...

"Wake up, America. 9/11 was an inside job! Your government is lying to you."

He sticks his head back inside, and the Suburban speeds up and drives away. Never can be too careful - those G-men lurk everywhere! Hahahhaa.

Now, I'll be the first to shout from the rooftops that the Bush II admn lied to us blatantly to get us into Iraq. And Bush deserves to be impeached 2,418 times over it - since that's the (current) number of soldiers killed there by his damned lies.

But 9/11 an inside job? 9/11 a vast conspiracy, orchestrated by the same government who, as Rumsfeld so eloquently put it, "has a worse PR organization than Al Qaida"?? The only "conspiracy" unfolding in this country is the one between Dubya's ears - the one that prompts him to check under his bed at night to make sure there are no TERRAH-ists or WMDs there...
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  User: nickhalfasleep
  Date: 2006-05-08 02:41 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Did you get a license plate #? You should send it to the New World Order Boulder Noise Police.
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-05-08 02:54 (UTC)
  Subject:   Why?
I mean...

A) They have a perfect right to say whatever they want. It's called the First Amendment.

and

B) Best entertainment EVER. Shit like this is why I live in Boulder. Nothing beats the People's Republic when it comes to amusing nutballs!
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  User: nickhalfasleep
  Date: 2006-05-08 03:03 (UTC)
  Subject:   Re: Why?
Now now, you're being selfish. Reciprocate their insanity. Think how much they would appreciate it if they got visited by The Man for their actions. If anything it'll make them work twice as hard to fight.
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