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[ISTGINMTSU][Fark] Man drinks 24 cans of Coors Light a day... for 8 years straight! - Adventures in Engineering — LiveJournal
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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-05-18 17:56
  Subject:   [ISTGINMTSU][Fark] Man drinks 24 cans of Coors Light a day... for 8 years straight!
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  Music:AC/DC - Have A Drink On Me

AND HE KEEPS ALL 70,000 OF THE CANS!!!



When property manager Ryan Froerer got a call from a realtor last year to check on a townhouse, he knew something was up. Ryan Froerer "said it was the sickest thing he's ever seen. Just unimaginable that someone could live in that." He couldn't even open the front door. It was blocked from inside.

The realtor had forewarned him about the smell. "He poked his head in, the smell was so awful he couldn't go in." At the back door, Froerer was astounded by what he saw in the kitchen. "As we approached the door, there were beer boxes, all the way up to the ceiling."

Inside, he took just a few snapshots to document the scene. Beer cans by the tens of thousands. Mountains of cans burying the furniture. The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.


http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346


When contacted by the press, the tenant was quoted as saying: "Bite my shiny, metal, ass!!"
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The Perfect Girl
  User: mercyspeaks
  Date: 2006-05-18 18:07 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Does he have any brain cells left? Or liver cells? Or any cells?!
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-05-18 18:09 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
I, for one, welcome our new extremely-alcohol-poisoining-resistant mutant overlords.
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Illyana Rasputin
  User: illyanarasputin
  Date: 2006-05-18 19:34 (UTC)
  Subject:   This falls in that kinda gross kinda cool thing...
Just piles and piles of cans...appeals to me asethically for some reason. Not say in my own home, but pictures, or stacks that people have in cubes. Maybe the representation of time passing or the pop cultureness of it...

-illyana
kinda weird
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
  User: scarybaldguy
  Date: 2006-05-18 23:09 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
it was the sickest thing he's ever seen.

Boy's led a sheltered life, then.
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  User: jigenm4c
  Date: 2006-05-19 06:20 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Maybe it's better than 70,000 cans of soda...
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