"Wish fulfillment fantasy webcomic for basement dwellers, hopeless otaku, and the ever-annoying wapanese - like its creator Fred Gallagher.
The crude anime style art is sketchy and not inked, due to Gallagher furiously masturbating as he draws an idealised version of himself ("Piro") being fawned over by 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls. He also includes his wife in the strip, depicting her as a slim sexy fairy thing. IRL, of course, both her and her husband are complete fatties who have taken one too many blows with the ugly stick."
I read and enjoy MegaTokyo. What can I say, I'm a sucker for pretty pictures. But this entry was just too funny to resist. Frankly, I'm jealous. Where's the ED entry about ME, huh? Yeah, I know... I'm not interesting enough to merit one.