Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
Ben Cantrick
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Bunnies are an abomination unto the lord!!



And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2011:6&version=9

Yeah, yeah - I know. Leviticus is old testament and thus outdated. Still, you can't beat it for hilarity. I mean, this is the same chapter of the bible that prohibits polyester and shrimp!

I think I've heard people discuss the most blasphemous possible meal. Of course serve pork and wine to annoy the Muslims, lobster to thumb your nose at Leviticus, steak to tick off the Hindus, non-kosher grape juice to contravene the Torah, veal to annoy PETA, maybe wash it all down with a prozac pill to tick off the Scientologists? What am I missing here?
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