Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
Ben Cantrick
mackys

Cranky caption contest: Snakes on a cell phone



"Hello, 911? I've just strangled Paris Hilton."

"Hello, Cobra Commander? You have A PROBLEM, muthafucker!!"

"SAY "HISS" AGAIN! I dare you, I double-dog dare you!"

"I need to order a dozen mongeese..."

"Do you see a sign that says "Dead Viper Storage" on the front of this plane?"

"I knew I shouldn't have checked my lighsaber, fucking Homeland Security!"

"PARSELTONGUE, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT???"

"I thought I was co-starring with Kurt Russell in this movie."


http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/snakesonaplanecc.html


Edit: Anyone wanna go see the 10:45 show at Flatirons mall? Drop me an email, addr in the usual place.
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