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The wanderings of a modern ronin.

Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-08-18 19:12
  Subject:   Cranky caption contest: Snakes on a cell phone
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"Hello, 911? I've just strangled Paris Hilton."

"Hello, Cobra Commander? You have A PROBLEM, muthafucker!!"

"SAY "HISS" AGAIN! I dare you, I double-dog dare you!"

"I need to order a dozen mongeese..."

"Do you see a sign that says "Dead Viper Storage" on the front of this plane?"

"I knew I shouldn't have checked my lighsaber, fucking Homeland Security!"

"PARSELTONGUE, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT???"

"I thought I was co-starring with Kurt Russell in this movie."


http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/snakesonaplanecc.html


Edit: Anyone wanna go see the 10:45 show at Flatirons mall? Drop me an email, addr in the usual place.
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
  User: scarybaldguy
  Date: 2006-08-18 19:23 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Oh really? You a snake on a plane? Well I'm an antivenin-carryin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
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  User: (Anonymous)
  Date: 2006-08-18 19:35 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Hand me my snakeskin wallet. It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.

-J
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MikeRo
  User: mrothermel
  Date: 2006-08-18 19:46 (UTC)
  Subject:   huh?
Huh? Am I the only person in the US who doesnt understand this whole movie? Is it a comedy? Why is everyone all over it? It's confusing to me.
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-08-18 21:07 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Sometimes it's just fun to wallow in the sheer unadulterated stupidity of pop culture. SoaM-FP is just one big excuse to turn our brains off and laugh our tails off at everyone knows is the stupidest thing to hit the screen this year.
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Not Matt
  User: jameshroberts
  Date: 2006-08-19 00:19 (UTC)
  Subject:   Re: huh?
I think the point of the movie is that Samuel L. Jackson plays "Samuel L. Jackson". It's mindlessly fun to watch him mouth off and put the hurt on people. It's certainly not high drama.
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osmium_ocelot
  User: osmium_ocelot
  Date: 2006-08-19 01:13 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
You will not regret paying to see this movie.
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osmium_ocelot
  User: osmium_ocelot
  Date: 2006-08-19 01:37 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
oh yeah, and

"Priapism?!!??"
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