"Hello, 911? I've just strangled Paris Hilton."
"Hello, Cobra Commander? You have A PROBLEM, muthafucker!!"
"SAY "HISS" AGAIN! I dare you, I double-dog dare you!"
"I need to order a dozen mongeese..."
"Do you see a sign that says "Dead Viper Storage" on the front of this plane?"
"I knew I shouldn't have checked my lighsaber, fucking Homeland Security!"
"PARSELTONGUE, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT???"
"I thought I was co-starring with Kurt Russell in this movie."
Edit: Anyone wanna go see the 10:45 show at Flatirons mall? Drop me an email, addr in the usual place.