The Incinolet is a waterless toilet which, according to its fans, is cleaner, less expensive, and more eco-friendly than its counterparts... because it uses fire instead of water.
No! No!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Best comment: "It's more eco-friendly because it uses spotted owls for fuel.")
I think jwz needs to install these at The DNA Lounge. Maybe that'll put the fear of god into the bathroom taggers. ;]
And while we're on the subject...