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The wanderings of a modern ronin.

Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-10-22 20:41
  Subject:   GWAR on Joan Rivers.
  Mood:gooflarity ensues
  Music:GWAR - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good

From the "phrases you never thought you'd hear" dept.


Joan: "So, during your concerts, you throw blood on the audience. You throw... dismembered body parts on the audience... in theory. So, what is the philosophy behind all this?"

Oderus: "Well, basically... we view the human race as scum. We are indeed from another planet you know, so humans we see as dogs, food, so much to be slaughtered on stage en masse. And humans do not dislike this, rather, they throw themselves gleefully into the jaws of death."

Beefcake: "Yes, its sort of a, uh microcosm of the entire human condition, if you will."

Oderus: "They line up - to die."

Joan: "I don't know what the hell you're talking about."


(See also, The Onion's 13 goriest album covers.)
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
  User: scarybaldguy
  Date: 2006-10-22 21:05 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
GWAR > everything.
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  User: mckavian
  Date: 2006-10-23 01:48 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Don't forget GWAR on Jerry Springer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtiTZ2WS3Fg
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  User: mrothermel
  Date: 2006-10-24 00:47 (UTC)
  Subject:   supply and demand
"We are just meeting supply and demand".

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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-10-25 02:24 (UTC)
  Subject:   Re: supply and demand
Back on the road, it's no lie
Stupid fuckin' humans paid money to die!
Crushed in the pit! Nailed to the stage!
I only suck the souls that are underage...

-GWAR, "Salaminizer"
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