Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
Ben Cantrick

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Ben is going straight to hell, part the bazillionth.

Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence". The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside... simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars". The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves. The kit, condemned as 'extremely dangerous' by family campaigners yesterday, was discovered by mother of two Karen Gallimore who was searching for Christmas gifts for her two daughters, Laura 10, and Sarah, 11.

You know, with a product like that, you have to wonder why they didn't try and get a celebrity endorsement deal from the Ramsey family! How does "The NEW "Jonbenet edition" pole-dancing kit! Recommended by four out of five horrifically sexually abused 6-year-olds!" strike you? Catchy, no!

And how much longer before we get the "black-eyed, beaten, strung out whore Barbie" doll[1]?


(thanks zonereyrie)
[1] No, sorry, "gangsta bitch barbie" doesn't count!
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