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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-10-25 02:42
  Subject:   Ben is going straight to hell, part the bazillionth.
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  Mood:fatal caffeine overdose
  Music:"I laugh because the world makes me hurt really bad inside."


Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence". The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside... simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars". The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves. The kit, condemned as 'extremely dangerous' by family campaigners yesterday, was discovered by mother of two Karen Gallimore who was searching for Christmas gifts for her two daughters, Laura 10, and Sarah, 11.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=1770


You know, with a product like that, you have to wonder why they didn't try and get a celebrity endorsement deal from the Ramsey family! How does "The NEW "Jonbenet edition" pole-dancing kit! Recommended by four out of five horrifically sexually abused 6-year-olds!" strike you? Catchy, no!

And how much longer before we get the "black-eyed, beaten, strung out whore Barbie" doll[1]?

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?? ;]


(thanks zonereyrie)
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[1] No, sorry, "gangsta bitch barbie" doesn't count!
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Mike Agney
  User: magney
  Date: 2006-10-25 04:17 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
I just want to say that the picture is approximately 3.7 kinds of wrong.
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-10-25 05:18 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Blame Tucker Max, some sicko on his site has it for their forum icon. ;]
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MegaZone
  User: zonereyrie
  Date: 2006-10-25 05:02 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Sure - but that's zonereyrie. :-)

I like the skit I wrote in my comments. ;-)
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-10-25 05:08 (UTC)
  Subject:   D'oh!
Sorry, fixed.
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Not Matt: eeyore
  User: jameshroberts
  Date: 2006-10-25 15:30 (UTC)
  Subject:   Just FYI
Keyword:eeyore
Just because you find out about these kinds of things doesn't mean you HAVE to tell the rest of us.
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-10-25 22:48 (UTC)
  Subject:   Re: Just FYI
But if I don't hurt your mind, who will? ;]
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Ohmi
  User: ohmisunao
  Date: 2006-10-26 06:13 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
I am thinking of the children.. and how they can serve their future master >:D
LOL j/k j/k... or am I?
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2006-10-26 20:45 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
You and Rep. Foley both!!
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