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Adventures in Engineering
The wanderings of a modern ronin.

Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2006-10-26 23:14
  Subject:   Rapper shows off his practical wheels; MTV "Cribs" horrified.
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  Mood:ninja, plz...
  Music:Youngbloodz - Mind on my Money

Producers said the show was going well until they were led outside to check out his fleet of presumably tricked-out rides. "We were shocked, and dare I say appalled, when P-Krunk opened up his garage door and exposed two non-customized, frequently driven vehicles showing a bit of wear and tear: a 1998 Ford Aerostar minivan and a 2001 Toyota Corolla."

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Asked if he plans on buying more expensive performance cars or a giant Hummer like many of his newly rich contemporaries in the near future, P-Krunk quickly responded, "Ten grand for rims? No my brother, this baller is hanging on to his paper. I don't need to be rollin' on dubs to represent and I sho' as shizzle don't plan on being a broke-ass bitch this time next year. Who do I look like, Hammer?"


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I'm much worse than most people about owning way too many ostentatious vehicles. Which just makes this (Onion-worthy) spoof that much funnier!
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