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The wanderings of a modern ronin.

Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2007-05-16 19:59
  Subject:   Dems to Gonzo: "Stop - or we'll say "stop" again!"
  Mood:so not worth saving...
  Tags:  politics, usa not worth saving

Last week, the Senate Judiciary Committee issued a subpoena for any of Karl Rove's emails in the Department's possession that might be relevant to the U.S. attorney firings. The deadline was 2 PM yesterday. The deadline came and went. And now Chairman Pat Leahy (D-VT) and ranking member Arlen Specter (R-PA) are angry.

"You ignored the subpoena, did not come forward today, did not produce the documents and did not even offer an explanation for your noncompliance," the senators wrote in a lettter to Alberto Gonzales today. "Your action today is in defiance of the Committee’s subpoena without explanation of any legal basis for doing so." You can read the letter here.

The senators set a new deadline, this Friday at May 18, 10 AM. If the Justice Department does not respond to the subpoena, the senators ask that they at least explain why they're not responding "so that the Chairman and the Committee can assess any objections to the subpoena or privileges claimed by the Department."

"The Committee intends to get to the truth," they conclude.


Sounds to me like the committee intends to do a whomping great impression of a spineless sea-slug! That has a bad case of the flu! And has run out of Cialis!

Am I the only one who's getting flashbacks to _Team America: World Police_ here??

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! ... Oh, herro! Great to see you again, Hans!

Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.

Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

Kim Jong Il: Or else what?

Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you. And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft. A rittle more. Good.

(Pulls trap-door lever, feeds Blix to the fishes.)

Can I *please* nuke DC off the map now? PLEASE???
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osmium_ocelot: Pirotess2
  User: osmium_ocelot
  Date: 2007-05-17 13:14 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Actually, I was more immediately reminded of the United States M$ anti-trust ruling of a few years back. The one which essentially said "stop, or we'll tell you to stop again".
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Alex Belits: iskra
  User: abelits
  Date: 2007-05-17 22:49 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
And that worked well, indeed...
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