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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2007-12-13 14:55
  Subject:   So the Hollywood writer's guild is on strike...
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And all our favorite TV shows are being written by second-rate wannabes who couldn't get a job doing anything better...

Remind me again how I'm supposed to be able to tell the difference between this and regular TV?? ;]

Although not as epicly hilarious as the OPEC's recent Polish standoff, this little catfight between greedy-ass Hollywood studios who hate art, and pretentious Hollywood hacks who still believe that someone, somewhere actually gives a damn about the mindless drek they write, is funny as hell because it's a double Polish standoff. Or maybe I should call it a Polish gunfight?


THE SCENE: An old-west shantytown. Two men stand on the dirt road, facing each other. A tumbleweed blows by.

Stage left stands the Hollywood Studios. Gun pressed firmly to their own temple, shouting at the Writer's Guild: "GIVE IN! Or we'll shoot!!"

Stage right, the Writer's Guild, gun also pressed firmly to their own temple, shouting back: "NO, U!!!"

And here I stand, leaning against a post, watching, grinning, just waiting for a car to backfire...
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tiger0range
  User: tiger0range
  Date: 2007-12-14 14:55 (UTC)
  Subject:   Let's see...
Anime (including kids TV), manga, Bollywood, Power Rangers, Hong Kong Chop Suyi, Badly Done Remakes of Hong Kong Chop Suyi by H1 Visa holding Mtv Music Video Directors, Barely tolerable remakes of British tv (The Office, etc.) or Spanish telenovellas (Ugly Betty, etc.)...

...Need I go on?

(good because I was running out of sources off the top of my head... but I'm sure there are more)
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