Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
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Where do the candidates stand on the Iraq war?


After five years and more than 4,000 U.S. troops dead, the war in Iraq remains an important issue for voters. Below, we provide a summary or direct quote of each candidate's position.


Mike Huckabee: Supports God's decision to tell Bush to invade.

Rudy Giuliani: Plans to stick it out until he finds a prettier, younger country to invade.

Hillary Clinton: "I would never have voted for the war had we known it would become unpopular."

Ron Paul: Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.


http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/iraqwar
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