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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2008-02-07 10:05
  Subject:   Where do the candidates stand on the Iraq war?
  Music:Consolidated - Our Leader
  Tags:  humor, politics, reddit

After five years and more than 4,000 U.S. troops dead, the war in Iraq remains an important issue for voters. Below, we provide a summary or direct quote of each candidate's position.

Mike Huckabee: Supports God's decision to tell Bush to invade.

Rudy Giuliani: Plans to stick it out until he finds a prettier, younger country to invade.

Hillary Clinton: "I would never have voted for the war had we known it would become unpopular."

Ron Paul: Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.

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  User: (Anonymous)
  Date: 2008-02-10 10:34 (UTC)
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Gd, I think I heard something tear in my lower abdomen when I read this about Clinton:

"Reproductive Process:
Squirts thousands of egg sacs into host intestine, then fertilizes them herself"

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