As if an enormous chest wound is going to heal naturally while there's a FREAKING AXE stuck in it...
And the idea that maybe we shouldn't have been swinging an axe around in the first place? Well, that's just crazy talk! We MUST swing axes about randomly - there are TERRORISTS in the world, you know! And that means we need to randomly swing axes around, even if we're not sure a terrorist is nearby. Yup. Uh-huh.
In other news, Bush's approval rating is hovering right around 20%. This means that 20% of America are well and truly too stupid to live. Congratulations, America; 1/5th of your population is dumber than a fucking rock.