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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2008-02-27 11:07
  Subject:   Remind me why we're STILL in Iraq?
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  Mood:AXE-MURDER ACCOMPLISHED!!
  Music:Pink Floyd - Careful With That Axe, Eugene
  Tags:  politics, reddit, usa not worth saving



As if an enormous chest wound is going to heal naturally while there's a FREAKING AXE stuck in it...

And the idea that maybe we shouldn't have been swinging an axe around in the first place? Well, that's just crazy talk! We MUST swing axes about randomly - there are TERRORISTS in the world, you know! And that means we need to randomly swing axes around, even if we're not sure a terrorist is nearby. Yup. Uh-huh.

In other news, Bush's approval rating is hovering right around 20%. This means that 20% of America are well and truly too stupid to live. Congratulations, America; 1/5th of your population is dumber than a fucking rock.
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Illyana Rasputin
  User: illyanarasputin
  Date: 2008-02-28 03:51 (UTC)
  Subject:   Actually maybe...
All the ratings people are just randomly picking out of the multiple choice...thus the statistical 20%...
Comic amused me...
I like ellipses...
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2008-02-28 04:22 (UTC)
  Subject:   Re: Actually maybe...
All the ratings people are just randomly picking out of the multiple choice...thus the statistical 20%...

I don't think so. That may be the explanation that makes sense to us because we live in a fairly liberal place. But remember that 62+ million people pulled the lever for Bush a second time in the 2004 elections. You can't drive to a polling place, stand in line, get a ballot, go into a booth, mark the spaces, and then turn in your ballot all by accident. Those people had to make a conscious choice to support Bush. And the "dumber than a fucking rock" 20% have also made a conscious choice. A conscious choice to be complete shitheaded moron fucktards. Stop making excuses for them.
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President A. Fresh
  User: n01
  Date: 2008-02-29 19:16 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
Do you support the immediate withdrawal of all troops from Iraq?
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2008-03-04 07:04 (UTC)
  Subject:   (no subject)
I want to pull our troops out over the next four to six months, as the UN comes in and takes over Iraq. This is the equivalent of carefully pulling the axe out while a doctor cauterizes the sudden bleeders that appear.
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President A. Fresh
  User: n01
  Date: 2008-03-05 08:21 (UTC)
  Subject:   no
That would be the equivalent of injecting the patient with HIV, then slowly pulling the axe out while an unlicensed, corrupt equivalent of "Dr. Nick" from the Simpsons (Hi everyyybody!!) applied newspapers atop the wounds "Big Daddy" style. Then, after the axe was gone and Dr. Nick was passed out in the corner from a prescription drug OD, a vampire-zombie sneaks in from the room to the east and feasts on the hemorrhaging body. Then in 5 to 10 years when the inevitable zombie army was at our doorstep, we'd have to skip on the axe and go buy a chainsaw, and a sawed-off shotgun.
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