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Ben Cantrick
  Date: 2008-04-10 17:17
  Subject:   INVADE, YOU PUSSY!! INVADE ALREADY!
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  Tags:  politics, usa not worth saving

President Bush warned Iran yesterday that if it did not stop arming and training Shia militia in Iraq then "America will act to protect our interests and our troops".

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3723541.ece

Hurry up and invade Iran already, you fucking pussy! It's the one thing you can do that might actually get your dumb, useless ass impeached. DO IT NOW, DICKHEAD! NOW, NOW!!
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Illyana Rasputin
  User: illyanarasputin
  Date: 2008-04-10 23:34 (UTC)
  Subject:   This made me think of...
Bush: "Stop....or I'll say stop again."
Gads how many troops do we have left over to even send there? 2?
Ooo or maybe we could just send the people voted off American Idol or something...
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Illyana Rasputin
  User: illyanarasputin
  Date: 2008-04-10 23:35 (UTC)
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Hee hee I was just thinking of the desperation on reality shows and how much harder they would all work if people voted off got shipped off to the front...
April is the cruelest month
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Ben Cantrick: straight to hell
  User: mackys
  Date: 2008-04-11 00:18 (UTC)
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Keyword:straight to hell
That is a totally evil idea, but hilariously funny. Who Wants To Get Shipped To The Front Lines! It'd be ratings gold, I tell you.
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Alex Belits: iskra
  User: abelits
  Date: 2008-04-11 00:29 (UTC)
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Only if followed by Who Wants To Get Home From This Place
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  User: nickhalfasleep
  Date: 2008-04-11 02:02 (UTC)
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And the other network would run "Who wants to Martyr an Idol?"
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Ohmi
  User: ohmisunao
  Date: 2008-04-11 00:29 (UTC)
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Make it into "reality TV"... it'll be wildly popular.
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  User: nickhalfasleep
  Date: 2008-04-11 02:06 (UTC)
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Oh this will end well. I think the pussy-in-chief before the end of his term wants to try some bombing of Iran, but he has to know they will pour in more materials and people to Iraq, Syria, and many other terrorist organizations. I bet his minders are sitting on him to stop him making this into an even bigger quagmire.

The second biggest mistake in the book being, NEVER GET INTO A LAND WAR IN ASIA.

Oh yeah, and that sur-- surrr- suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggee

Sure looks like a permanent 100K co-habitation of mesopotamia for the next six years or so. Great job there Bush.
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick: Fuck you too Georgie
  User: scarybaldguy
  Date: 2008-04-11 02:56 (UTC)
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Keyword:Fuck you too Georgie
Whatever you're smoking, pass it over here. If Pelosi had the stones to go for impeachment, she would have done it long ago. Bushypants bombing Iran won't get him more than (another) stern finger-wagging-at.
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Ben Cantrick
  User: mackys
  Date: 2008-04-11 04:16 (UTC)
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You're probably right, but I'd still like to see Bush attack Iran for absofuckinglutely no reason and watch the Sheepocrats sit still and do nothing. Then maybe my mom would believe me when I tell her that Pelosi is actively protecting Dubya against impeachment.
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