Ben Cantrick (mackys) wrote,
Ben Cantrick
mackys

QWOP - probably the most annoying flash game ever.


http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html (if it comes up as batting game, temp enable javascript)

The 1st rule of sprint club is: You do not look at your sprinter's shoes.
The 2nd rule of sprint club is: YOU DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR SPRINTER'S SHOES!
The 3rd rule of sprint club is: Upper body angle is everything.
The 4th rule of sprint club is: Holding WO tilts your upper body forward, QP tilts backwards.
The 5th rule of sprint club is: Keep your upper body upright, or tilted no more than ~15 degrees, at all times.
The 6th rule of sprint club is: Tap (repeatedly) to make small adjustments, hold to make big ones.
The 7th rule of sprint club is: To start off, tap WO twice, wait, then tap QP twice. Go from there.
The 8th rule of sprint club is: If this is your first time at sprint club, you must fall over a minimum of 350 times.
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