"In a turn of events the
3028-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin WidmarBen Cantrick announced Tuesday that his mother LillianMimi has discovered his weblog.
Upon discovering the fact,
WidmarBen mentally raced through the contents of his blog. He immediately thought of several dozen posts in which he mentioned drinking, drug use, casual sex, and other behavior likely to alarm his mother.
Well I'm not using drugs, and I only wish I was having casual sex, and I don't generally write about getting drunk as I find it pretty boring to be quite honest. But there's still plenty to get me in trouble here. ;]
<ring, ring> "Hi Ben, it's mom. Uh... what's this I'm reading in your blog about TOASTER PORN???" (Or "three girls at the same time", or "back alley abortion clinics", etc, etc, etc...)
Honestly though, I pretty much assume that everyone I know (yes, including my mom!) either reads this LJ, or would do so if they felt like it. Amazing all the stuff I post, in light of that...