Q: What do your lesbians talk about?
A: That depends... our militant lesbians are a tad brutal and don't put up with shit. The coveted on-the-fence lesbians are a bit wishy- washy and the Catholic lesbian is even more conflicted (we only have one) The transgender lesbians like to talk about football in a husky voice. Stoner lesbians say, "Dude" and "Man" a lot. Whereas our popular good ol' fashioned 'regular' lesbians talk the crooked walk. Guess what the lesbian film critic wants to talk about.